Marge: Why is my swimsuit so revealing? Homer: Marge, that's what turns a mediocre voyage into a fantastic voyage.īart: (to Marge) Mom, did you have to fly out through all those boogers? Marge: Cut me some slack, I'm a widow. Inspector Wiggum: (escaping in a hot-air balloon) You'll never catch me! I'm traveling at the speed of wind! Ha ha ha.(a spaceship pops the balloon which causes it to spin away into the distance) Remember me for my police work and not the murders! Eddie: (without a tongue) E's 'ight 'eef. Lou: That's 'cause you cut out his tongue. Inspector Wiggum: (to Lou) Why can't you be more like Eddie? He never says a word against me. Use your judgment with my gewgaws.īart: I recognize the missionaries! Flanders: I just told a Native they were having sex the wrong way. Purveyor : You may examine my curios, but do not touch my oddities. Inspector Wiggum: (after eating eel pie) We British sure eat crap. Bartley: What's this? A doorknob! Good show! Master Detective Eliza Simpson and her easily amazed sidekick, Dr. Inspector Wiggum: Well, well, well, look who's here.

Bart: In this neighborhood, who hasn't? Lisa: Well, you can't fight fate, but if you must shoot our father, please remember our family motto: 'Not in the face.' Flanders, why are you moving? Flanders: Cause I had a vision of myself. And while you're in there, grab as much cancer as you can. Burns: Now I insist you take off your shoes when you get inside.

Homer: Captain! Lisa: Science officer! Bart: Security! Marge: Marge! Mr. God: Homer Simpson, it's time you got what's coming to you. I bet you blew up the town just to get out cleaning the garage! Yeah, Well, the joke's on you, smart guy, the garage made it to Heaven too! Ned and Homer are sent to heaven behind the gate. Ned: Oh, you stupid son of a- Springfield explodes. Homer's tongue flops on to the button and presses it. Ned has shot Homer, who wobbles back and forth and finally falls next to the core destruct button. Ned: Oh Lord, why have you given me these unholy visions of doom!? Ned: Well, I didn't need any special power to know that was coming! Treehouse of Horror XV Bart: (being burned on a frying pan by Kang and Kodos) Am I the only one here who's in horrible pain? Homer: (eating himself on a frozen dish) You're the only one who won't shut up about it! 21 The Father, The Son, and The Holy Guest Star.11 On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister.

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